fuckporchstep:

How do you not love Jake Mcelfresh
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1. My fingers shake when you hold my hand and my lips taste like whiskey when they should taste like cherry lip gloss and I reek of cigarette smoke but you always smell like roses.

2. I spend more time with my head bent over a toilet bowl than I do in your arms and I can’t make eye contact with you without feeling like my scars are gonna burst open again.

3. I’ve kissed more vodka bottles good morning than there are letters in both our names combined.

4. You’re sad and I’m drunk or high or both and I know you’ve called twelve times but if I pick up I won’t know what to say.

5. I may have been there last night and I may have loved every part of you with every fiber of my being, but today is a new day and I’ve never been good at keeping promises.

6. I can’t believe anything you say because I’m so used to spitting out lies at casual lovers. I haven’t learned that love is anything but casual.

7. Maybe one day I’ll wake up and I won’t wish I was dead, but until then I won’t be able to touch you without crying.

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7 reasons why I’ll never be good enough for you (I’m so sorry). (via kindofalone)

basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

babyangelcastiel:

AH

HERE AT LAST

31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN. 

the13thdoctorbetterbeginger:

riversnogs:

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

oh

oh no

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR