welcome to my twisted ankle

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

streetstar2007:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Cant wait to eat some ass with this
frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes
clestroying:

This is how me and my mum communicate

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?



WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS